Kim Kardashian Skechers Super Bowl Commercial

I realize this aired during the Super Bowl which was over 2 months ago but yes, please and thank you. Also, the NFL draft is next week so this is relevant. I could post this video everyday and it wouldn't get old. What else do you want from a Super Bowl commercial? This has it all - a famous hot chick wearing half clothes imitating sex with a huge ass/tits who likes to workout with so many sexual innuendos it would make Michael Scott proud.

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Were In New York City

Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, were walking around New York on Sunday. In the past she would only date black dudes but now it appears that if you don't know how to spell your name that's okay too. There's nothing that interesting about these pictures except that it looks like a 30-year-old Russian dude is taking his 12-year-old daughter to FAO Schwartz for her birthday. Kris Humphries must absolute dominate her in the sack. I imagine it's like tossing a blow up doll around to him. Not that I know anything about that.

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Kim Kardashian Is Insecure on Cover of Self Magazine

If we needed another example as to why girls are awesome this is it. Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Self magazine's April issue and started yapping about how she feels fat and ugly.

"Of course I struggle with insecure moments. I wish I didn't, but I love to eat, especially black dick sweets. And I’ll say it. I think my thighs are jiggly and I have cellulite. Now let’s move on!"

In honor of March Madness (and Kim's boyfriend Kris Humphries - wait, that's not Kris Humphries, this is. Side note - is it at all weird that he has the same name as Kim's mom and they spell it the same wack-job way?) this one is a layup, slam dunk and 3 pointer all-in-one. It serves as a reminder that even the hottest girls are insecure. And insecure girls are easier. William Hung could bang Kim while she is insecure. So the next time you are at the bar and see a dime, don't think you have no shot. Instead, start calling her fat and take it to the bank. Insecurity - making untouchables, touchable.

Reggie Bush To Return Heisman

Reggie Bush is a fucking g. He banged Kim Kardashian, had an amazing college career, and now is a Super Bowl winner. You think he cares if he has to give back the trophy? Not a fucking chance. I'm sure he got tired of all the attention and negative press so he probably just said, "Fuck it you can have it back". Bush gave some lame quotes about how important the trophy was to him and his team but I stopped reading cause I didn't see anything about Kim or her tits.


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Man-Eating Dragster & Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Doing Porn

Which video is scarier?

1. A dude almost gets eaten by a "funny car" driven by his dad

OR

2. Laurence Fishburne's teenage daughter, Montana, announcing she is doing porn with a scary black dude

The funny car went out of control while the driver's son was checking a few last minute items. He fell into the car like a great white shark scooping up its prey (shark week starts Monday!). Luckily he wasn't even injured and someone claiming to be the kid posted this on the Youtube page...

"ok so heres what really happen........ a stud in in the supercharger came lose and got sucked in the suppercharger in turned cracked the case of the supercharger and lifted the injector and when the injector lifted it opened the throttle and make the car go foward..... its a good thing my dad reacted quick enough to get the car shut off.... so no the body didnt hit the throttle...... everyone is ok and we just need a new case for the supercharger so we are taking donations......lol"

Yes, hilarious. You almost get turned into chum by a car and you think it's "lol" worthy.

Laurence Fishburne's 18-year-old daughter, Montana, announced she will be starring in a porn movie called "Phattys Rhymes & Dimes" with Brian Pumper. Pumper? Hardly even know her. On second thought, that's probably how the actual conversation went. The title makes me picture something where they are sitting around reading Dr. Seuss, smoking weed and then everyone just starts banging. The movie is shot to look like a sex tape and will be released August 18. Montana said...

"I view making this movie as an important first step in my career. I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I'm hoping the same magic will work for me. I'm impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it."

At least she has good reasoning behind why she chose to do it. Isn't porn supposed to be for poor girls with daddy issues? Maybe Fishy is broke and he and Montana have some issues we don't know about.

I honestly can't decide which is scarier so I will leave that up to you guys.

Hot Kardashian is Single

And if there is any debate on who the hot Kardashian is you need to immediately stop reading this blog and go hang yourself. But apparently Kim Kardashian announced on the Ryan Seacrest show today that her and Miles Austin have broken up meaning Ty Lawson and the incredible Denver Nuggets may have a chance to win the NBA championship this year. It also means I'm going to start back to my daily work out of 15,000 push ups and 25,000 sit ups in my attempt to win Kim Kardashian over.

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