Hilary Duff is on Vacation in a Bikini

Hilary Duff and her husband, NHL player Mike Comrie, were in Capri, Italy this weekend vacationing. I'm pretty sure these are the first ever bikini pictures of Hilary Duff that have made it online. Well, the first pictures of her that show-off her awesome fun bags. And these pictures just made my Monday even better because I've had a crush on her since the "Lizzie McGuire" days and looking at this picture was just starting to get creepy so it's about time I got some new material.

Jenn Sterger Takes Shots at ESPN's Hot Blondes

So apparently Jenn Sterger works for Bro Bible now. When I told a friend this news his response was "LOL. Amazing." She hosts some segment on the website called the "Hottie Index" where she runs down 5 "hotties" and this week she trashed recently hired ESPN analysts Charissa Thompson and Lindsay Czarniak then moved onto Jenn Brown and made a genius analogy about how ESPN likes hot blondes more than a dog likes to sniff its own ass. Shel Silverstein is turning over in his grave.

I still can't get over how great that dog licking its own ass analogy was. No wonder Brett Favre was attracted to her. Who could resist a woman with such...literary prowess?

On a serious note, what is a lower point in her "career" - The Brett Favre saga or taking a job at Bro Bible to trash people you are clearly jealous of?

Adrianne Curry at Labyrinth of Jereth Ball Showing Her Boobs

Adrianne Curry is really good at twitter. She's at the "Labyrinth of Jereth Ball" tonight and is tweeting pictures of her boobs/cleavage. This is the most important thing she's done since she won the first season of 'America's Next Top Model' 8 years ago. I have no idea what the hell that event is but after visiting the website I'm 72% sure it's some weird medieval fetish sex orgy.

The LOJ Fantasy Masquerade Ball is a weekend of enchantment. Inspiration and fantasy meld under mask and cloak where nobles dance in the Faerie Court and legends take precious breath. Here is where our dreams are born. . .The Labyrinth

Um, yup. It is definitely a weird medieval fetish sex orgy. Find me someone better at twitter though. Adrianne Curry knows she was put on this earth to be hot and twitpic pictures of her boobs and just delivers. Below is another picture from the event and some others she has tweeted recently.

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless 'Vanity Fair' Photo Shoot

38-year-old Gwyneth Paltrow did a photo shoot for the August issue of Vanity Fair. Emma Stone is on the cover of the issue but Gwyneth posed topless with just fishnets for a special jewelery, or "jewellery" for the football lovers across the pond, excerpt.


This picture is awesome if you happen to love hot skinny blondes with small boobs...which I do!

Nick Jonas is Dating Delta Goodrem

This is who Nick Jonas is tapping. The title of the post might not mean anything to you until I tell you that Nick Jonas is 18 and Delta Goodrem is 26. She's also a dime. I.e. Nick Jonas is killing it right now. Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem have been spotted all over the place recently. Holding hands at brunch. Kissing at LAX. Date night to see Les Miserables.

I had no idea who Delta Goodrem was so I took a quick trip to Wikipedia:

Wiki - Delta Lea Goodrem is an Australian singer-songwriter, pianist, and actress. Signed to Sony at the age of 15, Goodrem rose to prominence in 2002, starring in the Australian soap opera Neighbours as Nina Tucker. Goodrem has achieved eight number-one singles and three number-one albums in her home country. As of the late 2000s or early 2010s, she holds the Australian record for the highest-selling album of the last decade and the most number-one singles from a debut album.

In 2004, Goodrem began a nine month relationship with Australian tennis player Mark Philippoussis. The couple ended in controversy when newspapers reported Philippoussis had been unfaithful. In 2004, Goodrem began dating former Westlife singer Brian McFadden.

On 30 November 2007, Goodrem and McFadden announced they were engaged. In his book, McFadden wrote that he proposed to her on a trip to Bali. OK Magazine Australia revealed that McFadden had planned the proposal for months and the couple planned to wed in December 2009. On 1 April 2011, it was confirmed that McFadden and Goodrem called off their engagement.

The fact that she's fresh off an engagement and Nick Jonas is hitting it about 2 months later makes him even more awesome. How the hell does Brian McFadden feel right now though? Honestly bro, you're 31 and an 18-year-old with a purity ring just stole your hot 26-year-old fiance. That's like being 31 and having an 18-year-old with a purity ring steal your 26-year-old fiance! #GetShiton. Also, there's no way Nick Jonas isn't banging her either. She was just engaged so she isn't going to start a relationship with an 18-year-old who won't tax it.

'Glee' Star Cory Monteith Was Addicted to Drugs

Cory Monteith just made up for being on 'Glee' with the release of new details that he started doing pretty much every drug at 13, got addicted to them, dropped out of school at 16, went to rehab, got out then repeated the whole process. He was a Canadian Ryan Atwood.

Reuters – "Glee" actor Cory Monteith said he had such a serious drug problem as a teenager that friends once feared he could die.

Monteith, 29, plays naive high school football star Finn Hudson in the television musical comedy. But the Canadian actor told Parade magazine he was nothing like his quiet, well-behaved TV character, and that by the age of 13 he was skipping school to get drunk and smoke pot.

At 16 years old, when he quit school for good, he had attended 12 different schools.

"I burned a lot of bridges. I was out of control," Monteith told Parade. "I had a serious problem" (with drugs). "Anything and everything as much as possible.

Afraid that he "could die," his mother and a group of friends staged an intervention when he was 19. "That's when I first went to rehab. I did the stint but then went back to doing exactly what I left off doing."

It was only later that he decided to get clean.

"I stole a significant amount of money from a family member," Monteith said. "I knew I was going to get caught, but I was so desperate I didn't care. It was a cry for help. I was confronted and I said, 'Yeah, it was me.' It was the first honorable, truthful thing that had come out of my mouth in years."

First of all, what's with the one sentence paragraphs? You're Reuters, a reputable news source, not a Kindergarten class using Kid Pix.

"Anything and everything as much as possible" - that's the motto I try to live by. "Would you like a beer?" Yes, but not just one. Give me 37. "Do you want to go see a movie?" Sure, but let's see every movie at the theater too. "Are you going to eat the rest of that?" No? Alright then pass it over.

If you're gonna do something you might as well go full force and not half-ass it. I'm sure Cory just realized that he wasn't able to fully commit to school because he had too many other priorities (smoking weed, doing heroine, stealing money, being awesome) so he just dropped out. With 'Glee' he saw a chance to go back to high school as a "29-year-old who still looks 16" and make up for his past.

Katy Perry on Cover of Rolling Stone

Katy Perry is on the July cover of Rolling Stone magazine and the only thing guaranteed from her photoshoots is that there will be plenty of cleavage. Would we actually want anything else though? Rhetorical! She knows she has ridiculous funbags and that they are the key to her success so she shows them off. Gotta respect that. She doesn't pretend like she's the next Madonna, she knows what we want - catchy music and less clothes - and she gives it to us.

George Clooney Broke Up with Elisabetta Canalis

George Clooney and Italian model Elisabetta Canalis broke up after dating for over a year. And dating for over a year in Hollywood is like 14 years in the real world so they were pretty much married. Except George Clooney is the bro of all bros and doesn't do that shit. He just dates supermodels, buys them islands, bangs them then moves on to something younger and hotter and repeat. Yes, that's the island he bought for Canalis above.

Popeater - "We are not together anymore. It's very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy," the ex-pair said in a joint statement released on Wednesday.

We can't say we didn't see this coming. The Italian actress and model, 32, recently told an Italian magazine that she had no plans to live the bachelorette life forever and knew that she wanted to be married at some point -- a revelation that most likely sent Clooney, 50, who has vowed to never marry again, running.

The man is just smart. Why get married when you're 50 and have to settle down with one person and then probably give her half your shit when you divorce when all you want to do is run through sillies 20+ years younger than you? And the whole "buying her an island thing"? That's genius too. Let her stay on a remote island and come visit her when you want. It's sort of like a modern day version of Rapunzel.

James Blunt Outdoes Tracy Morgan

James Blunt is in Poland touring and posted the above photo to his facebook page Friday along with the caption "Err... this is my hotel in Poland". It would be a funny joke until you find out that what he's standing in front of is near Auschwitz. Yes, that Auschwitz. Apparently that's not what upset people though.

Daily Mail - However, it wasn't any reference to the town's notorious death camp that appeared to upset the locals but the suggestion they are still living in some Soviet-era backwater.

Really? Really, Seth Myers? You're upset that James Blunt suggested you are still living in some "Soviet-era backwater"? In that case I am free to make all the jokes I want. How about let's start with the fact that you are living in some "Soviet-era backwater"! If someone didn't tell me this picture was from Poland I would have assumed that Jamesy-poo was visiting the troops in Afghanistan. I wonder if he was able to post the photo directly to facebook from his phone after he took it or if he had to wait until he got back to his 5-star hotel because there was no cell service there. Even Amish people saw this picture and said, "for christ's sake this is 2011 not 1955, Poland. Get with the times".

51-Year-Old 'Lost' Actor Marries 16-Year-Old

Doug Anthony Hutchinson, the 51-year-old actor who was the head of the DHARMA initiative on 'Lost', married Courtney Stodden, an aspiring country singer who happens to be 16-years-old, a month ago.

The most important part of this story is that Courtney Stodden has enormous cans. They are most likely fake though. Yes, yes, I realize she's wearing a t-shirt that says they are real and we should trust it but I have my doubts. Thanks to the great age of the internet we can find out things like - she weighs 96 pounds and is 36-23-34 at 5'3" which I'm pretty sure is the exact measurements of what Sir Mix-A-Lot wants in "Baby Got Back".

EW - Thirty-five may not have been one of the cardinal numbers on Lost, but you can bet it has incredible significance to former star Doug Anthony Hutchison. For that’s the number of years separating the 51-year-old actor, who played DHARMA honcho Horace Goodspeed on the hit, and his new wife, 16-year-old aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden.

The newlyweds said their vows last month in Las Vegas. The actor broke the news only his personal website, writing, “Doug Anthony Hutchison and Courtney Alexis Stodden became husband and wife on Friday May 20th, 2011, at 12 pm in The Little Chapel of Flowers in Las Vegas, Nevada.”

He added, “Mr. and Mrs. Hutchison live together happily ensconced in their Hollywood Hills home with their lil’ pups, Everette and Tuna.”

Well as long as they have their lil' pups everything else will be okay. Courtney's mom signed the marriage consent form which was required because of that fact that she's 16 and all. You go mom! I'm still convinced she's not 16 though. I mean, look at these pictures. It'd be more believable if you told me she was 30. Remember when I told you Courtney was an aspiring singer?

Best parts about this video:

1. The entire song is 1:38 long
2. The pink dog
3. I have a new phrase to use - "Don't put it on me girl!"

4. The lip movement to the audio rivals that of a Japanese cartoon

Jackass Star Ryan Dunn Killed In Car Crash

Ryan Dunn, one of the "Jackass" stars, was killed last night when his 2007 Porche 911 went off the road in West Goshen Township, PA. Police have not said if Dunn was drinking or if alcohol had anything to do with what happened but he tweeted the above photo about 3 hours before it happened. Yeah, they're clearly sober. The tweet and photo have since been deleted from his twitter account.

TMZ - [Police] say Dunn's car was "fully engulfed in flames" when officials arrived to the scene.Both Dunn and his passenger "died as a result of injuries sustained in the accident." Cops will release more information on the passenger once officials can positively identify the body.

Cops say "speed may have been a contributing factor to the accident."

An investigation into the crash is ongoing.

Ryan Dunn will be most remembered for putting a toy car in a condom then shoving it up his ass in the first Jackass movie and we can only hope it gets put in his coffin with him. I think now is as appropriate a time as any to spend $0.99 on that "Pour1Out" app.

Pau Gasol Dumped by Fiancee, Blames Kobe Bryant

Pau Gasol played like absolute doo-doo butter during the playoffs and the Los Angeles Lakers ended up getting swept in the 2nd round. There might be more than meets the eye to his bad play though. Apparently Pau Gasol was recently dumped by his longtime girlfriend/fiance and Kobe Bryant and his wife, Vanessa, might be to blame. According to MediaTakeOut.com they have a "snitch" inside the Lakers organization who leaked the info:

The insider, who is affiliated with the Lakers, told MediaTakeOut.com that Pau's girlfriend SYLVIA and a teammates wife (who will remain nameless) became good friends. And two weeks ago Pau was ROCKED by news that his girlfriend/fiance DUMPED HIM.

The snitch told MediaTakeOut.com, "Pau thinks that [TEAMMATES] wife was behind it. Sylvia didn't have many friends and he's convinced that [wife] either is behind it, or could have talked Sylvia out of it." And word is that when Pau's TEAMMATE [the husband] tried to talk to Pau about it, the two got into an ARGUMENT - with each saying some very RECKLESS THINGS about each others LADIES.

So now Pau and THIS teammate are no longer speaking to each other. And their ON COURT chemistry is definitely off.

This is actually an interesting story and something to think about but the Lakers are a bunch of bitches so this story or the fact that they couldn't win after this happened shouldn't really surprise us. I'm going to blame Pau's finacee breaking up with him on Pau being the ugliest human being on the planet and not Kobe Bryant or his wife.

Pippa Middleton In a Bra

Yes, this is that Pippa Middleton - sister of the next-to-next Queen of England. While I was watching the Royal Wedding last week the "commentators" kept saying what a party girl Pippa was. Usually the words "party girl" pique my interest but Pippa Middleton just doesn't do it for me. Even after seeing these pictures Pippa didn't get the blood rushing. She's 27 but looks like a 50-year-old version of JWoww without the implants.

Pre-Pregnant Kelly Brook Covers Esquire Magainze

This week we are on quite a roll of awesome magazine covers and now Kelly Brook is on the newest cover of Esquire. Yeah, you might not know who Kelly Brook is but you still probably want to read/look/stare at this post. She's a former Playboy model who was topless in Piranha 3-D (NSFW). In March she announced she is pregnant. The most important part of this story, luckily for us, is that this Esquire photo-shoot was done before she got pregnant. The second most important part of this story is that the baby-daddy's name is "Thom".