Lady Gaga Falls At Concert

You might remember that she fell last summer in the airport because she wears the dumbest outfits. Is this even funny anymore? Alright that wasn't a serious question. If she fell every single concert it would still be hilarious every time. That's what you get for wearing those stupid heels. What did you expect was going to happen. It's like if a ginger goes out in the sun. Of course they are going to get a sunburn. If you play the piano with one foot and have the other foot on a bench that looks like it's from a Shakespeare play all while wearing whatever dumb shoes she's wearing, what do you think is going to happen.

Lady Gaga Does Coke

No not that kind of coke.


Oh yeah, that kind of coke. Apparently Lady Gaga still does coke "a couple times a year", but don't worry guys, she's still "terrified of heroine." This isn't really a surprise because Lady Gaga totally looks like a coke head. I think it's awesome. Drugs are tight, weird celebrities are tight, so I love weird celebrities on drugs! Gaga did insist on saying she does not condone her fans doing the drugs and hopes they won't. But she's lying. Drugs are tight.

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Gaga vs. Bieber - YouTube Style (UPDATE)

UPDATE - Justin Bieber once again overtook Lady Gaga for most viewed YouTube video. All of the 13-year-old girls who stayed up way past their bedtimes to make this happen can now go to sleep.


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Gaga vs. Bieber - YouTube Style

In a "Who the hell cares" news post...Justin Bieber momentarily overtook Lady Gaga for the most viewed video on YouTube. Gaga's lesbian fans, who ironically look like Justin Bieber, caught wind of this and put the "Queen of Pop" back on top of Bieber. That's what she said. Oh god I can't get that image out of my head right now. It really surprised me that Bieber could even contend for top YouTube video because I didn't think 13-year-old girls had computers.


Here are the 2 videos because they kick-ass...

It was just announced that the "David After Dentist" video has earned that family $150,000. Holy bajesus. That video has 63 million views and made them $150,000, I can't imagine what some of the other top viewed videos are taking in. New business plan - try to create a video that will go viral. Any and all suggestions are appreciated.

Lady Gaga Is a Man

Now when you first read this headline I'm sure you thought, "Holy hell! Someone finally has photographic evidence of Lady Gaga having a fat, fat dick!", but you are wrong. This photo of Lady Gaga dressed up like a man is brought to you by Japan, a country that has also contributed this to society...



And incase you were wondering, this is Japan's version of a hipster (the blue and pink hair is sooooo ironic).

So either Lady Gaga is a genius at being crazy, or just another crazy genius. It's time America started to appreciate the craziness of Gaga. Sure she is crazy and dresses like a man sometimes, but Vincent van Gogh chopped of his own ear and gave it to his girlfriend just on a whim, and he is still a genius. That's right, I just put Lady Gaga and Vincent van Gogh on the same level....no regrets. At least Gaga hasn't gone van Gogh on our asses and wanted to chop off one of her body parts...wait never mind she wants to amputate one of her legs for the sake of art.

Gaga in the Clubhouse? Not So Fast

Lady Gaga apparently blew, I mean talked, her way past security Friday night to get into the Yankee's clubhouse. For obvious reasons, Mr. Steinbrenner wasn't too happy about this. Gaga supposedly went to meet with a few Yankee players, one specifically being Robinson Cano. Perhaps there is a reason behind Cano's amazing season this year? Unfortunately for Gaga some of the papa-paparazzi (see what I did there?) found out about her heading into the clubhouse and she didn't get away with it as she hoped. Gaga wore a Yankees jersey and not much else to the game:

Wouldn't it be great to be so famous you can just talk your way into Major League clubhouses? I got a feeling one day I'll be walking around Fenway Park and be able to sneak my way in when I tell security I'm Blog Dylan from Ugg Boots for Men. I'm gonna hold my breath.

Lady Gaga Naked? Sign Me Up

I know the Gaganator has her share of critics, but I for one am a huge fan. A) She's not a dude, B) her music rocks and C) she's hot. And since Lady Gaga has yet to respond to any of my texts asking for nude pictures (we're close don't worry about it), Playboy is probably the best chance I have of seeing her naked. Unfortunately, Playboy for some reason considers itself a legitimate magazine. In my eyes, it should be cover to cover with naked chicks, but for some reason they try to put in articles and other words. Who reads magazines anyway? We want pictures.

Gaga wants to pose for Playboy but apparently all of her associates are trying to talk her out of it because they say it's a bad decision for her career. Bitches. I bet her "associates" are fat, ugly chicks who want to pose for Playboy but are way too ugly. This is why I hate ugly girls. Anyway, here's to hoping we soon have some great pictures of Gaga.