Rihanna vs. Britney Spears at Fan Meet & Greets

Rihanna and Britney Spears are both touring right now. Rihanna's tour is called "Loud Tour" and Britney's is called "Femme Fatale Tour". The natural thing to do while touring is hold fan meet and greets and both Rihanna and Britney posted some of their meet and greet pics. Rihanna's meet and greet pictures make her seem like she'd be down to take some adderall with me then shotgun beers all night while Britney's pics make her seem like a mysophobic drag queen that hasn't taken a dump in weeks.

Foo Fighter Singer Freaks Out at Fan, Kicks Him Out of Concert

The Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl were performing at the iTunes Festival in London when Grohl noticed some fighting in the crowd. What happened next was a freak out of epic proportions. Grohl flipped out and went into a profanity laced tirade at the guy, saying "Hey mothafucka! No No No No No No! You don't fucking fight at my show, you asshole" and kicked him out of the concert.

No fighting at the Foo Fighters concerts. Only dancing. Noted. This was pretty awesome and I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. If you are wearing a striped shirt and Dave Grohl tells you to fucking look at him, you fucking look at him! Dave Grohl doesn't put up with bullshit!

Look at me! Look at me! Get the fuck out! Someone needs to make a GIF of that part immediately.

Demi Lovato Releases "Skyscraper", Audio w/ Lyrics

Demi Lovato just released her newest single, "Skyscraper", at midnight on iTunes. On Sunday she tweeted:

This isn't just a single or a song to me.. This represents the strength of an incredibly difficult journey I've been on that will hopefully provide the faith and inspiration to others going through the hardest issues of their own. #STAYSTRONG #SKYSCAPER

She entered a rehab treatment center for cutting/alcohol/anorexia/drugs/all of the above awesomeness in October/November 2010 and completed her treatment in January 2011. That experience played a large role in her writing "Skyscraper".

The music video will premiere on Wednesday at 7pm on E! News and E! Online but she posted a teaser on her YouTube page. Be warned though, I'd be more teased watching a 30-second preview of Kirstie Alley in a hot dog eating contest.

Lyrics:

Skies are crying
I am watching
Catching teardrops in my hands
Only silence, as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel like there's nothing left of me?

You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper

As the smoke clears
I awaken and untangle you from me
Would it make you feel better
To watch me while I bleed
All my windows, still are broken
But I'm standing on my feet

You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper

Go run, run, run
I'm gonna stay right here
Watch you disappear
Go run, run, run
Yeah it's a long way down
But I am closer to the clouds up here

You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper

The song isn't bad if you're into this kind of thing but nothing she ever does will come close to "Don't Forget" and that's not up for debate.

'Glee' Cast & Keenan Cahill Cover Katy Perry

It was only a matter of time before I saw a new Keenan Cahill video. In April he posted a cover of Taio Cruz's "Dynamite" with Brian Wilson and Cody Ross. His cover of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" has almost 43 million views. He teamed up with Darren Criss, Dianna Agron, Harry Shum Jr., and Jenna Ushkowitz of Glee to cover Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night".

I love Dianna Agron. Seeing she was in this video was enough to get me to watch it. I'd pay to watch her take a dump. I also love the guy texting in the background. He's probably thinking "What the fuck is happening right now? That midget has totally sold out!!!! Plus he doesn't even know half the words! Ugh!"

Last week Keenan went to the Katy Perry concert in Philadelphia. They hung out and covered "Teenage Dream" together but the only reason I'm posting this video is because of what happened at the 59 second mark.

I never thought I'd be jealous of Keenan Cahill but right now I am. The only thing better than Katy Perry asking you to sit on her lap would be Dianna Agron and Katy Perry asking you to sit on their laps.

Sir Mix-a-Lot Throws First Pitch at Mariners Game

Sir Mix-a-Lot threw out the 1st pitch at the Seattle Mariners vs. San Diego Padres game on Friday. Wait, what?!?!?

This guy is still alive? When I first saw this I thought it had to be a joke. I haven't heard Sir Mix-a-Lot mentioned since like 1997. What's funny about this is that Friday's game was "80s night". "Baby Got Back", aka "the only thing Sir Mix-a-Lot is famous for", was released in 1992.

At least his first pitch was better than John Wall's but that's not saying much. I must say that second pitch was pretty doll-hairs though. What was the most surprising part of all of this? A) Sir Mix-a-Lot had the stamina to throw two pitches B) Sir Mix-a-Lot was selected to throw out the first pitch C) He threw a strike on the 2nd pitch

P.S. Nice jorts.

P.S P.S. This might be the only time I'll have an easy segue to this so...

Nick Jonas is Dating Delta Goodrem

This is who Nick Jonas is tapping. The title of the post might not mean anything to you until I tell you that Nick Jonas is 18 and Delta Goodrem is 26. She's also a dime. I.e. Nick Jonas is killing it right now. Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem have been spotted all over the place recently. Holding hands at brunch. Kissing at LAX. Date night to see Les Miserables.

I had no idea who Delta Goodrem was so I took a quick trip to Wikipedia:

Wiki - Delta Lea Goodrem is an Australian singer-songwriter, pianist, and actress. Signed to Sony at the age of 15, Goodrem rose to prominence in 2002, starring in the Australian soap opera Neighbours as Nina Tucker. Goodrem has achieved eight number-one singles and three number-one albums in her home country. As of the late 2000s or early 2010s, she holds the Australian record for the highest-selling album of the last decade and the most number-one singles from a debut album.

In 2004, Goodrem began a nine month relationship with Australian tennis player Mark Philippoussis. The couple ended in controversy when newspapers reported Philippoussis had been unfaithful. In 2004, Goodrem began dating former Westlife singer Brian McFadden.

On 30 November 2007, Goodrem and McFadden announced they were engaged. In his book, McFadden wrote that he proposed to her on a trip to Bali. OK Magazine Australia revealed that McFadden had planned the proposal for months and the couple planned to wed in December 2009. On 1 April 2011, it was confirmed that McFadden and Goodrem called off their engagement.

The fact that she's fresh off an engagement and Nick Jonas is hitting it about 2 months later makes him even more awesome. How the hell does Brian McFadden feel right now though? Honestly bro, you're 31 and an 18-year-old with a purity ring just stole your hot 26-year-old fiance. That's like being 31 and having an 18-year-old with a purity ring steal your 26-year-old fiance! #GetShiton. Also, there's no way Nick Jonas isn't banging her either. She was just engaged so she isn't going to start a relationship with an 18-year-old who won't tax it.

Video: Miley Cyrus Attacked On Stage

The Melbourne, Australia stop in Miley Cyrus's "Gypsy Heart Tour" didn't go as expected. As Miley sang her last song of the night, "The Climb", a girl climbed up on stage and ran at her. Skip to the 3:40ish mark if you want to the "action".

"Oh my god!"??? You didn't even know something was up, even after she had her arm around you. You only started freaking out when you saw your 110 pound stage manager tackle her. I was more scared watching the Vancouver riots and I was sitting 3,000 miles away.

Katy Perry on Cover of Rolling Stone

Katy Perry is on the July cover of Rolling Stone magazine and the only thing guaranteed from her photoshoots is that there will be plenty of cleavage. Would we actually want anything else though? Rhetorical! She knows she has ridiculous funbags and that they are the key to her success so she shows them off. Gotta respect that. She doesn't pretend like she's the next Madonna, she knows what we want - catchy music and less clothes - and she gives it to us.