Rihanna vs. Britney Spears at Fan Meet & Greets

Rihanna and Britney Spears are both touring right now. Rihanna's tour is called "Loud Tour" and Britney's is called "Femme Fatale Tour". The natural thing to do while touring is hold fan meet and greets and both Rihanna and Britney posted some of their meet and greet pics. Rihanna's meet and greet pictures make her seem like she'd be down to take some adderall with me then shotgun beers all night while Britney's pics make her seem like a mysophobic drag queen that hasn't taken a dump in weeks.

Chris Brown Went Nuts on Good Morning America

Chris Brown was on Good Morning America today and went absolutely ape-shit. Robin Roberts asked him a few question about Rihanna and he kept trying to change the subject. He appeared to get angry during the interview and after he apparently started screaming then threw a chair through a window in his dressing room and then ripped his shirt off. This is exactly the way to prove you aren't a complete nut job. TMZ reports:

We’re told after the interview, Brown freaked out, storming into his dressing room and screaming so loud, the people in hair and makeup became alarmed and called security.
We’re told Brown was out of control, and one source present tells us he smashed a window in his dressing room, and the glass shattered and some shards fell onto 43rd and Broadway.
We’re told by the time security rushed the area, Brown had ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do for the ABC website.
And sources say … on his way out of the building, Brown confronted a segment producer, got in his face and stared him down. People from the show got in between Chris and the producer to diffuse the situation.

After the incident he tweeted "I’m so over people bringing this past shit up!!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs for there bullshit!" but ended up deleting it. Hey Chris, at least Charlie doesn't beat women. Oh wait, he does? Well at least Charlie Sheen is hilarious, uses the proper version of "their" and isn't trying to look like Sisqo. Here's the video of the interview:

"It's not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I'm past that in my life." Really, Chris? You don't think kicking Rihanna's ass is that big of a deal? Ya well neither is buying your CD which you suggested we do about 100 times.

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Rihanna's New Tat

Everybody knows the golden rule of getting tattoo's is: don't get something in another language. Way too many dbags have some lame Japanese symbol on their arm that they think says "Courage and Strength" but in reality is "Likes Balls Deep in Me". When I first heard Rihanna got a tattoo, I figured it was on her face to cover up those bruise Cbreezy left her (too soon?) but instead it was on the side of her neck.


The site Popeater (great site check it out) explains:

"The music superstar's newest ink reads "rebelle fleur," but someone forgot to tell the 'Rude Boy' singer that in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as "rebel flower," which we assume is what she intended, that tattoo should read "fleur rebelle."

I took 4 years of French through high school so I was immediately insulted by Ri-ri for her insulting the beautiful language. Rihanna, you're a dumbass. Keep blowing Matt Kemp so he hits home runs for my fantasy team.