Ryan Grant Out For Season

That massive "FUUUUUCK" you just heard? Yeah, that's both fantasy owners and Packer fans crying their eyes out. Grant tore an ankle ligament in Sunday's win against the Eagles. He will require surgery and will most likely be on crutches 8-12 months. Packers Coach Mike McCarthy described the injury as "severe" and Grant was put on the season ending injured reserve list earlier today.

Also, in case you're wondering... I did this post on my iPad, bitches.

Brett Favre to Retire - or So He Says

Tell me if you've heard this before - Brett Favre announced today that he will retire. Apparently he was texting his teammates and coaches late last night about his decision but I am not going to believe anything he says about retiring until we are 4 weeks into the season. The man retires more than the Vick family gets arrested.

Let's put his retirement history in perspective:

January 20, 2008 - cry baby Brett after the Packers loss in the NFC Championship game to the Giants talking about how it might have been his last game.

March 6, 2008 - Favre holds a press conference to officially announce his retirement.

Summer 2008 - Mr. Wrangler decided retirement wasn't for him and was traded to the New York Jets.

February 2009 - Favre announces his retirement AGAIN after a disappointing season with the Jets (22 TD/22 INT)

August 2009 - Favre joins the Vikings

Everyone knows he'll announce that he isn't retiring in a few weeks and then do the exact same thing next year. This is my view of the situation: