Olivia Munn Got Wasted Co-Hosting "Today" on St. Patrick's Day

Olivia Munn co-hosted "Today" on St. Patrick's Day, filling in for Kathy Lee. She tweeted before the show about how she had been drinking since Monday and kept talking about getting "DayWasted" during the show with Hoda. Right before the show started she tweeted that she was already tipsy. Olivia then proceeded to get hammered during the show and was being hilarious.

I love how the beer girl tries to interrupt her and tell us how she made the beer. Someone should tell her that no one cares because Olivia Munn is getting tanked at 8am on national TV. We also don't care because she's ugly.

Hot, rich, has posed multiple times for Playboy, AND she loves day drinking? I think we all need some more Olivia Munn in our lives. Luckily she has a new show called "Perfect Couples". Unluckily it's on NBC and not Showtime. If you want further proof that Olivia Munn is awesome go here. Also, why didn't NBC ask her to design the Wonder Woman costume? She's basically a nerd's wet dream come true.

Whitney Houston's Daughter Drinking and Making Out With a Girl

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's daughter, Bobbi, was seen recently at a party drinking Four Lokos and smoking cigarettes. That would be fine except for the fact that she's 17. Oh yeah, there's also a picture of her making out with another girl. That's actually fine, even encouraged here at Ugg Boots For Men. Ah hell, who am I kidding, celebrity kids drinking and smoking at 17 is fine too, especially if you're the child of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Bobbi experienced more drugs in the womb than Lindsay Lohan and Robert Downey Jr. have in their entire lives combined. The girl was probably born with a buzz-lightyear. I can only hope she takes the same career path to "get famous" as Montana Fishburne.

I can't tell if either of these girls are hot from this picture but I'll just assume they are because if they are ugly it ruins it. Also, what the hell is it with the recent Four Loko craze? How did people not know about it before? Now that Four Loko is being banned, I am here to introduce you to a new way to get drunk in a crazy way. WHIPPED LIGHTNING. Whipped cream with alcohol. Enough said. Fatties and whip-it addicts rejoice.

Colts Lineman John Gill Found in Ditch and Arrested

Is it just a coincidence that Gill not only looks like John Belushi but acts like him to?

For the 2nd time in less than a year defensive tackle John Gill has been arrested for public intoxication. This time he was found without a car or any shoes on and in a ditch on the side of the road at 4 a.m. Sunday. It must have been a really good night. Passing out and barfing on yourself is one thing but passing out in a ditch with no shoes is a whole other level. His season is likely over after this latest incident and the Colts are exploring rehab options. Team president Bill Polian said...

"He's got a problem clearly that unfortunately many Americans are familiar with, either in their family or the workplace. So, the No. 1 priority for him is to get treatment and we're in that process right now."

I'm pretty sure the reason he started drinking in the first place was because he has to live in that shit-hole of a city. The good news is the Colts won't miss him because he sucks. He only played in 2 games last year (the last 2 of the season) after the Colts had already locked up the #1 seed in the AFC. They just so happened to lose both the games he played in (their only 2 losses on the season).

Gill's options now are to either join Lindsay Lohan in rehab or sign with the Bengals. I'm guessing he chooses rehab because being in Cincinnati will likely drive him to drink even harder.

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Thursday Daily Post - Drinking Game (Crazy Heart)

Jeff Bridges won the award for Best Actor at the 2010 Oscars this year for his performance in Crazy Heart and to pay sufficient homage to his character, Otis "Bad" Blake, we will supply you with all of the fixin's to help you emulate our new favorite fictional alcoholic. In short, this was a movie for anyone who is a fan of drinking, music, Maggie Gyllenhaal getting smashed (aka getting "Maggie Gyllenhoused") or any combination of the three. If you liked Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski, then you will love this movie. If you liked Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler, then you will love this movie. Crazy Heart depicts the life of "Bad" Blake (Bridges), a stubborn has-been country star who is struggling to make ends meet by playing small shows and sets at local bars and even bowling alleys. Battling health concerns such as alcholism and emphysema, Bad Blake is his own worst enemy. With his agent actively searching for work while he is on the road, he gets one more chance to relive some of his old glory days. Without ruining the movie by finishing this review, I will instead supply you now with some crucial guidelines for getting more drunk than David Hasselhoff in May 2007.

Drink...

Every time Bad Blake sings or play music...
Every time Bad calls or visits Jean (Gyllenhaal)...
Every time Bad talks to his agent...
Every time Tommy Sweet(Colin Farrell) is mentioned or appears...


and if you want to take this movie seriously and keep up...

Drink every time Bad Blake drinks or is drunk and take a shot every time he gets laid.

From Paris With Love

This movie may as well have been your average romantic comedy. I feel as though "The Bounty Hunter" will have more believable action and certainly a better bad guy (even if it is Jennifer Aniston). I have no problems ruining the movie for you by giving you a simple play-by-play so as to not ruin your day by providing too many details about the movie itself.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers, you may know him as King Henry VIII on "The Tudors", plays a youngster working for the US Ambassador in Paris named James Reece. Reece gets assigned to work with Charlie Wax (John Travolta), a top agent whose methods are the only thing more outrageous than his assumptions. Although a loose cannon at times, Wax basically discovers that Reece's newly announced fiance is actually a french terrorist and I'm pissed off I didn't see it coming. The bitch proposes to the guy in like the second scene, what the shit kind of woman proposes to a man and if you're thinking about the movie "Leap Year" right now then you have either not seen it or fully understand that Amy Adams was the bad guy in that movie as well. The best part is, Reece confronts his fiance at the end while she has a bomb strapped to her chest. He eventually shoots her in the head (finally ending the movie) but not until he is done crying to her about betrayal and how he still loves her... seriously? I would rather be subject to the pilot episode of Teletubbies than have to watch this again..... SOBER, which is why I have taken the liberty to come up with some sweet drinking rules to help wash this one down:

Drink...

... every time Reece speaks a different language than English
... every time Wax (Travolta) says any variation of the work 'Fuck' (i.e. Mother-fuckers)
... every time Reece says the name of his fiance, Caroline (he pronounces it Caro-leen and its enough to drive you to drink regardless)
... every time you see Reece's cell phone or the ring Caroline proposed to him with
... once you finally realize the movie is not about cocaine

And if you wanna pass out before the movie is over...

... CHUG every time Wax kills someone or some group of assassins

Old Dogs

Recently I worked up the courage to watch the film Old Dogs starring Robin Williams and John Travolta. For anyone who has seen Wild Hogs, this movie is surprisingly not similar at all, besides the fact that it’s a poor attempt for a bunch of has been actors trying to show their range by being in a family movie that is not animated by Pixar. Lets face it, by what I can only assume was overpaying the two leads for this movie, they only had enough money left in their budget for a supporting role by Seth Green, who isn’t even tall enough to ride on Space Mountain, and a brief cameo from the late Bernie Mac.

Photo courtesy of IMDB

This movie is basically about a couple of geriatric butt buddies who have always put their fast paced lifestyle and career in front of starting a family and slowing down. Without ruining the good parts, which is basically anytime something stupid happens to one of them because they are old and old people are dumb sometimes, they basically raise a couple of bastard children for two weeks and decide that maybe spray tanning in your mid 50s doesn’t lead to true happiness. In the end they start a family, so here are the drinking rules that I have established for this movie if you ever have to sit through this and you are trying to maintain interest:

Drink every time:

Dan (Robin Williams) acts like a pussy

Charlie (John Travolta) tries to be tight
Ralph White (Seth Green) acts jewish
The kids fuck something up

Amanda (Lori Loughlin aka Aunt Becky from Full House) is on screen

Chug every time you wish Martin Lawrence or Don Cheadle were cast instead

... And if you really wanna get fucked up, drink whenever there is a Japanese person in the scene...


On a scale of Spanglish to Billy Madison, this was between a Little Nicky and Click

Canadian Women Hockey Players Know How to Party

Despite the fact that I despise all things Canada, I must admit their woman's hockey team knows how to party after a big win. They beat the US women Thursday 2-0 to win the gold medal and immediately brought beer, champagne, and cigars onto the ice to celebrate. This sounds like my type of woman. How bad ass is that - smoking cigars and drinking alcohol on the ice in front of thousands of people right after you won gold at the Olympics. Oh ya, some of the players are under the legal age of drinking in Vancouver (19). I guess that's why the IOC is getting all worked up. They (the IOC) have already said they will be looking into the matter and I'm sure nothing good will come of it but I say who cares - let them celebrate. Baseball teams routinely pop open bottles of champagne on the field after playoff series wins. I guess the only difference here are the few underage players, but who didn't drink when they were 18? It should be noted that Marie-Philip Poulin, who scored both of Canada's goals, is from Quebec where the drinking age is 18. Although female sports are like playing male sports underwater, I might just have to watch the next Canadian woman's hockey game to see if they turn it into a frat party after. I must note that I am not condoning underage drinking.


(photo from ESPN, Alex Livesey/Getty Images)

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