Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez Spend Thanksgiving in Mexico

Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz spent Thanksgiving in Mexico last week, pretty much frolicking around in bikinis (yes, A-Fraud wears a bikini) and showering each other the entire time but we learned one valuable thing - A-Roid has bigger tits than Cameron Diaz. I admit, I do like Cameron Diaz (and I'm probably in the minority) but only when she's dressed up, wearing lots of makeup and in romantic comedies. A month ago they apparently broke up but now seem to have gotten back together. After divorcing his wife in 2008 A-Rod dated Kate Hudson, then himself and now Cameron Diaz. What do Kate and Cameron have in common?? Hmmmmmm...

They are the latest celebrities to spend Thanksgiving south of the border as Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler spent it together in Cabo. Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Thanksgiving was a US thing? I'm thankful that the Pilgrims and Indians had such a great feast but I'm not too thankful for that country to the south. Nor the one to the north for that matter.

I'm not sure why you would want to see more pictures of them in Mexico but if you do go here and here.

A-Rod (finally) Hits Home Run Number 600

A-Hole had gone 46 at bats between hitting 599 and 600 and many people were beginning to get on the hitter for such a bad slump. A-Hole hit number 600 on a 2-0 count against Shaun Marcum (fuck I have him on fantasy) to deep center. It was a 2 run shot with Jeter on first (at least I got him on fantasy). A-Hole is the youngest player to join the 600 club, joining Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, Ken Griffey Jr. and Sammy Sosa.


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ESPN Announcer Accidentally Says "Shitty Field"

Just because every good baseball post needs a hot girl to go with it, I give you Adriana Lima in a bikini. She has been on St. Barts for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot and loves spreading her legs.


Most of you probably won't even get this far down on the page but oh well...back to baseball. At least ESPN knows the New York Mets and their ballpark sucks. Why can't people hit home runs there? I don't want to see David Wright hit doubles all day, I want home runs. Citi Field, home to the Mets, is ranked 26th on the HR per game list (ahead of only PNC Park, Safeco Field, Oakland Coliseum and Target Field - aka 4 of the other most boring teams in baseball). ESPN has decided that Alex Rodriguez's quest for 600 home runs is oh so important that they need to switch to every at-bat he has until he hits it. Why? The man has roided his way to 599, who cares when he hits number 600. Albert Pujols should do it in the next 5-6 years and that is when I will care.

Anyways, back to the topic at hand. ESPN was broadcasting the Cardinals vs. Mets game when they switched to a Gayrod at-bat. When they switched back the ESPN announcer said, "A double for Alex Rodriguez, let's get you back out to Shitty Field." Of course he meant to say "Citi" Field but it must have been one of those Freudian slips. He said it, I was just thinking it! Everyone loves it whenever people curse on-air and it doesn't get bleeped. Enjoy.