Rory McIlroy's Backyard Golf Course is Ridiculous

U.S. Open Champ Rory McIlroy recently did an interview with the BBC that aired on Monday in which he granted them exclusive access to his Northern Ireland home. Rory turned his backyard into a golf course and re-created several famous holes and bunkers including a replica of the "Road Hole" at St. Andrews (the one with the huge ass bunker). The BBC takes the same stance on 21st century technology as the MLB: restrict all access. Luckily I know ways to get around that so I have the video preview of Rory McIlroy's interview with the BBC:

Rory has his own personal greenskeeper that does whatever he tells him. "Grow that rough thicker!" "Cut the greens to 10.5 speed for the next 2 weeks!" "Make me a sandwich!" What I think Rory is trying to tell us is that he basically has slaves. I want to be Rory's wingman. He's Irish so I imagine his family is straight out of The Black Donnellys" which only makes him more awesome. I want to know how many girls he slays on this backyard course. 5 weekly? 6? A million?

Rory McIlroy is Getting Laid at the British Open Tonight

McIlroy shot a record -9 under 63 today at the British Open at St. Andrews. His 63 tied the record for lowest round at a major and he became the first person to do it since Tiger in 2007. My money is on the 21-year-old from Northern Ireland taking home a cougar tonight. He shouldn't have much competition in the cock-blocking department because John Daly will probably hire hookers for the night and Tiger likely has more STDs than the hookers. Not to take anything away from Rory but the course was playing extremely easy today. John Daly tied his best score at the British Open with a 66 and Tiger rebounded from his 46th place finish 2 weeks ago at the AT&T National to shoot a 67.

John Daly followed up his great wardrobe choice from yesterday with this awesome getup. Where the hell do you buy pants like that? They honestly look like he went to the fabric department at Wal-Mart and had one of the Asians sew it into a size 50 pant pattern. I wish I had the balls to wear something like that out in public.

AP Photo/Jon Super

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