Daniel Sedin Wins Broken Trophy

The headline of this article should read, "Daniel Sedin Wins Broken Trophy, Immediately Flops, Dives and Chokes in Finals". The only difference between Daniel and Henrik Sedin in this case is that Daniel won a broken trophy. They both flopped, dove and choked in the Stanley Cup Finals. In 7 games Daniel had a whopping 1 goal and 3 assists and Henrik had an outstanding 1 goal and 0 assists. In the past 2 seasons Henrik and Daniel averaged over a point per game so.

Even after this bed shitting of epic proportions, Daniel Sedin knew he would pick up some awards because they were regular season awards and he's the Lebron of the NHL. He won the Ted Lindsay Award which is "awarded annually to the National Hockey League's most outstanding player in the regular season as judged by the members of the NHL Players Association."

When posing with the Ted Lindsay Award, Daniel Sedin was seen in multiple photographs covering up the stick. What a clever little ginger! The only reasonable explanation for all of this is to blame it on the hooligans from Vancouver.

Alex Burrows Doesn't Like Getting Made Fun Of

The NHL Awards just started and host Jay Mohr made fun of Alex Burrows for biting Patrice Bergeron in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals and when the camera panned to him he wasn't too happy about it. That guy behind him definitely isn't happy about it either but I imagine the only things that guy gets happy about are colonoscopies and a new toupee arriving from Amazon Prime. Also, why is Alex Burrows even there?

"If we learned one thing this year, we learned what it takes to be champions. We learned what it takes to come back from a 2-0 deficit. And we learned that Alex Burrows is a very hungry man. And the Boston Bruins are apparently delicious."

Classic Vancouver here. When everything doesn't go your way you whine and pout and then riot. I'm actually just assuming this is Burrows because the camera went straight to him after the joke and I have no idea what he looks like. Wait a second, I'll just go watch the biting video below to see what he looks like. All Canadiens look the same so I'll just say it: yup, that's definitely him.

Oh hell yes, Robin Scherbatsky is there presenting an award! Canadians! Classic!


UPDATE: Thanks to "anonymous", who I can only assume is Shea Weber or Shea Weber's mother, we have found out that it was Shea Weber who was shown not-so-happy during the awards. Phew! Now I can sleep soundly with that cleared up.