March 11-13 Weekend Box Office Totals

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"Red Riding Hood" only made $14 mil and "Mars Needs Moms" only made $7 mil in their opening weekend?!?!?!? SHOCKER! Way to sink $150 million into that one Disney. I could have told you not to make those two films. It's a sad country we live in when Justin Bieber's movie has made $71 million in 5 weeks. Just kidding, our country is awesome and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. Especially not Egypt, Libya or Japan.

Inception Tops Weekend Box Office

Inception, or as I like to call it: the greatest fucking movie of all time, topped the box office this weekend with over 60 million dollars. Who cares what finished 2nd and who gives a fuck what finished 3rd. Inception currently has an 85% on Rotten Tomatoes (official sponsor) and 9.1 on IMDB. The 9.1 rating also means it is the 3rd highest rated movie on IMDB (behind Shawshank and the Godfather). Basically all of this post is telling you to get off your lazy ass and go see this movie. It is incredible. Amazing. Orgasmic. And if you couldn't tell I really enjoyed it.